Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: they think someone is taking their picture.

Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About 6 drinks.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: from eating with forks.

Q: How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?
A: He spits on the other guy's back.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: they are easier to keep amused.

Q: What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?
A: Einstein's cock!

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on both sides?
a: an interpreter.

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: More to the point, what the f**k was she doin' out of the kitchen?

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: a space invader.

Q: What is the definition of Confidence?
A: When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next!".