Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: she threw it off of a cliff.

Q: Did you hear about the baby who was born both male and female?
A: I guess it had a pussy and a brain.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: she fell out of the tree.

Q: Why is sex like a bank?
A: Because once you take it out you lose interest

Q: How did the blonde die, drinking milk?
A: the cow stepped on her.

Q: What do you call a closet full of lesbians?
A: A liquor cabinet.

Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
a: bobbing for French fries.

Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's finger.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
A: so they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea.